The Birthday That Wasn’t: A Tale of Forgetful Family and Cakeless Celebrations

Birthday Forgetfulness

Birthdays are supposed to be special days when you get a lot of love, attention, and affection from your family and friends. However, what happens when your family forgets your birthday? Don’t worry; it’s not the end of the world. Here are five things you can do when your family forgets your birthday:

1. Throw a funeral: If your family forgot your birthday, throw them a curveball. Organize a funeral for yourself, complete with flowers, candles, and mourners. Wear black, and ask your family members to deliver eulogies about how great you were before you passed away. Don’t forget to serve cake at the end so that the guests can celebrate your life.

2. Take yourself out on a date: Who said you need your family to celebrate your birthday? Take yourself out on a date – go to your favorite restaurant, order your favorite dish, and enjoy a glass of wine. Treat yourself like royalty and don’t let anyone dim your shine.

3. Start a GoFundMe page: There’s no reason why you shouldn’t cash in on your own birthday. Start a GoFundMe page and ask your family members to contribute generously. If they feel guilty about forgetting your birthday, they might be more inclined to throw money your way.

4. Send a birthday cake to yourself: It’s not every day that you get to send a birthday cake to yourself. Call up a bakery and order your favorite cake with your name on it. Have it delivered to your doorstep, and enjoy it all by yourself.

5. Plan a surprise birthday party for your family: Turn the tables on your forgetful family members and plan a surprise birthday party for them. Get a cake, decorations, and party favors and invite your family members over. When they show up, shout “Surprise! It’s your birthday party!” and watch the look of confusion on their faces.

Remember, birthdays are just a number. What matters is the way you celebrate yourself, even when others forget about you. Don’t let anyone steal your thunder, and always find a way to make the most out of any situation.

Now, before you go implementing these subtle tactics, remember that forgiveness is key. Unless, of course, they forgot your birthday for two years in a row. Then, it’s time to bring out the big guns (cue evil laugh). Just kidding, let’s keep it light and playful. After all, revenge is best served with a side of laughter.

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